Tagged!

TAGGED, courtesy Zillionbig....So I am the marked woman for the day! I have learnt that once u r marked u r supposed to spill your guts and blab to the world lamenting about things that annoy & irritate you! Being the obstinate person I am... being tagged is almost a dream come true!! Now I can crib to my heart’s content without being guilted about writing a ‘I hate so & so’ post!! So I am going to steal Katherine Heigl’s extremely cheerful, bouncy & infectious ‘Yeay’ and begin this highly satisfying composition!

10 things to annoy P:

Cancelling at the last minute...especially when I have made plans to do something out of this world... for example: Swimming or going on a trip!

However, I have learnt to look past these idiots who unintentionally scheme to ruin my day & go on my own anyway! Yippee!

Ranting about cars non-stop! Hello.... I do not care as long as my car runs and does not break down in the middle of nowhere... especially Waco (rumored to be the place where Texas chain saw massacre transpired....yes I have no spine for horror movies.. though am getting better at watching those)! So....have learnt to tune out when my friends go on and on about big engines and horse powers and AMGs! When will guys learn?? Size is not the only thing that matters!!

The Afternoon sun! I hate it when its too sunny... my eyes are sensitive to harsh light and it gives me a head ache. Solution: I have blackmailed my someone special to invest in a pair of good sunglasses for me! Problem solved!

Messy houses! I do not have OCD... just think that each item has a place of its own. So when I got tired of picking after people, I came up with this large bag that I dump all things (belonging to others) when they are not at their right places. I know... its kinds cruel of me.. but I do this when I have run out of patience and so its either this or nagging! So instead of contributing to sound pollution, I opt for being a collector with my gigantic black bag concealing other people’s mess when I am truly irked!!

Sitcom laughter: It becomes jarring after a while. But I still adore comedy!

Just so as to clarify the former point... I adore decent comedy, black humor even... but not mindless comedy! If it doesn’t make sense its stupid... not funny! So I avoid movies like Bruno or year one!

Indifference. This is the biggest instigator for my temper. And its rude people... I prefer hatred to indifference! Ofcourse I would prefer amicable situations, but indifference is plain cruel!

Braggarts! Initially, somehow such people amuse me more than irritating me... but if it continues for too long my fuse will probably blow!

Condescending attitude. We have our bosses and thesis advisors for that! Don’t need anybody else with it!! (I know... I know....)

Losing a friend cause of my own stupidity! Done that more than once and still learning how not to do that!

Like an ideal host, passing the ‘tag’ virus... I hereby tag...

Mum, anu bhabhi, ishita, manmeet, Varuna and ramesh!